I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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