how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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