Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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