On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
