I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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