google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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