I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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