Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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