Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work