Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.