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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin

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  and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual

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