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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Writing my paper on freud at bar

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  ??

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children

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  Smooth

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce

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• (323): View more from California

  When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.

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  he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work

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