They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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