she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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