Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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