The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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