My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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