only if we run a train.
done.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My life is pants optional.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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