he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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