You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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