Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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