On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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