There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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