I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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