That's intense
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize