You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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