Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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