3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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