At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
The best revenge is premature balding
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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