I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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