piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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