All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Just invented taco cereal.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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