If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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