you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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