I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??