Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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