we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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