hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize