just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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