Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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