I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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