im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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