Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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