I am in a vortex of obligation.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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