All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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