Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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