U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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