You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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