East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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