she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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