doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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