And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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