ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
