Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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