just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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