i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I need moral support for this bender
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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